CANCELLED!

I cancelled the HeroSide story because xanga fell off hard. I have a minimal audience here, so there's no inspiration to do anything because there's no one to entertain. So it's done.

But let's just say that you happen to be a loyal Marko Man fan. First thing I'd tell you is thanks for the loyalty. Then I'd tell you to see at www.sconex.com as Legend Marko Man, or go to blog.myspace.com/markoman. Both sites will hold the text to my new series, Marko Man SX. it would actually take place after everything that was supposed to happen in the HeroSide story. When I write books and they end up in libraries and bookstores, then eventually HeroSide will be concluded, but for now, stick a fork in it. If you paid any attention to the story, then you'll know that after the defeat of the Evil Monarchs, Evomark still exists, as well as the Evil Monarch Officials, Wavez, Fidy, MyTMouse, KennyDemon, Crystal Vampire, and Commando Tyrone. For the new series, all you'll need to know is that the EMOs turned over new leaves and Evomark was completely destroyed.

And remember, go to www.xanga.com/RPJackson for some more entertainment.

New Episodes X2 and X3!

Read the never-before-read super sequel to the Marko Man series. It's pretty much freestyle, and I type as I come up with ideas. If you have one, leave it as a comment and maybe I'll use it.
   
   If you wanna join HeroSide or the Evil Monarchs, let me know. Come up with your own powers, I have no more. Use The Super Hero Quiz if you have to.

Look, easy to access links to the old episodes. Yeah, I do it for all my fans out there.
Episodes 1 - 5
Episodes 6 - 8
Episode 9 - 10
Episode 11 - 13
Episode 14
Episodes 15 - 18
Episodes 19 - 20
Episodes 21 - 22
Episodes 23- 24
Episode 25 - 26
Episode 27 - 29
Episode 30-32
Episodes 33 - 35
Episode 36 - 37
Episode 38 - 39
Episode 40
The History of Marko Man
The SuperHero Quiz
Episode X1

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EPISODE X3: X-MAS CHEER

RPJ's grandma got ran over by a raindeer!
RPJ didn't like that, so with the help of Cyron, he taped a note on the raindeer and it said "This raindeer is defective," then he used the RPBat and executed a Solo Shot to send it back to the North Pole in style.

Takeisha was in the giving mood.  So she gave this guy a card with $20 in it. The card read "Go buy yourself a life."  "Oh, okay," Javel said. "I thought she was sick or something."

Marko was working on a new Christmas Carol:
On the only day of Christmas (because there's only one day of Christmas) my true love sent to me)
Some pussy in a pear tree!
That's when Jeffery, the MasterPiece (one not the one that unlocks powers with Diamond and SuperSid), came up with the reverse or if:
On the only day of Christmas (because there's only one day of Christmas) my true love sent to me)
A big dick in a pear tree! 
Aye Yo.

Daniel (the midget one not the superfast one) gave Romaro a present. Now he 98 problems, but his hand still ain't one.

Diamond, Jeff, and SuperSid fuked around and tried to see if Trevor had any powers, so they executed the unlocking power thing they do. Now Trevor's twice as smart as he once was.

Krystal and Mike went to get a real Christmas tree with dirt and everything. That means that it had to get watered. Kevin, who never seen Cyron short-circuit with water, took the water that was supposed to be for the tree and splashed it on Cyron. Since he didn't have Trevor's waterproof chip in yet, he short circuited. "Ohhh, so the bitch does short ciruit when you hit it with water!"

Vicky Freeze insisted on a white Christmas, but no one else wanted it, so she used Ice Cold Time to freeze time, then she froze a certain part of the air using Trevor's research and by the time Christmas comes, it'll be snowing.

Daniel (the superfast one) and Alan had a contest to see who could make a snowman the fastest. Since it wasn't snowing, the key was to go to the North Pole, make a snowman, and bring it back to HQ before the other guy did. The race ended in a tie.

I really could go on all day with this, but I won't. simply put, I telling you that there will be no more new episodes until next year, kinda like the Chapelle Show. But for now...

Have a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year! 

EPISODE X2: MARKO MAN'S BAD DAY   
WARNING: This next episode has nothing to do with HeroSide. Chronologically, it takes plac way back in the time of the Team Ultimate episodes I wrote, which would sometime in the near past of real life (2005, junior year)

     Marko Man woke up one morning, and he knew he was sick. He couldn;t even Super Teleport to the bathromm like he usually does when he first gets up to take his daily piss. "Shyt," Marko mumbled to himself. "Can't do shyt today. I'm fuked up bad. Gonna have to take the bus today..."
     Marko got ready for school, and he was all said and done except for one problem: Marko couldn't find his MetroCard. "What the fuk?" Marko said. "I can't even use my fuking Marko Senses to find my fuking MetroCard?! Bullshyt!"
     Marko had to look around and search for his MetroCard, because he refused to spend $1.50 on a dollar van when he had the capability to fly and Super Teleport. After about seven minutes of messing up his room, Marko finally found his MetroCard. When he left, he was pretty late because he always wakes up to fly to school and arrive just in time, but since he was sick, today just didn't work right.
    So Marko walked to the bus stop. As he got there, his Marko Senses weren't working, so he wasn't able to tell that the bus was nearby until it was too late. He would soon see the bus ride by. "Shyt!" Marko said. "Blaze Dash!"
     Marko started running for the bus, but he couldn't execute a Blaze Dash, and he missed the bus. "What the fuk?!" Marko yelled angrily. "What the hell is wrong with me today?"
     Marko had to go back to the bus stop and wait for another bus. he was waiting on a Q111, and those buses always take all day before another bus comes, so Marko waited angrily with his arms crossed. I could run faster than the fuking bus, Marko thought, but my powers are all fuked up!
    The bus finally came. Marko put in his MetroCard and took a seat, waiting to get to school. He was on the bus and it was moving too slow for Marko to handle. He got more and more impatient by the second.Fuk, he thought. I can Blaze Dash faster than this. Oh wait, I can't Blaze Dash!
     Finally, the bus got to the last stop. He thought about taking the Q65, the bus that all the normal people take up the hill to get to Edison, but he then decided to walk up the hill. So that's what he did. He crossed the street to get to the other side, and as he crossed, a car hit him! Marko took minimal damage, but the car was smashed up as if Marko attacked it. "What the hell?" Marko said. "You can't be serious. Well, clearly I can't fake an injury, but I dam sure ain't paying for that shyt!"
     So Marko contiued to walk to school. He first walked down Hillside Ave., walking along the side that has those metal door things in the ground. One of them weren't closed properly, so when Marko walked over it, he fell in the hole. Then he stayed there for a while. You can't be fuking kidding me, he thought. A fuking hole? What the fuk...
     Marko slowly climbed out of the hole. Once he was back on the sidewalk, he continued to walk to school. He managed to make it to school pretty late, but he had no more mishaps... until after school.

     School passed, and Marko didn't feel like dealing with school for the rest of the day, so he decided to cut a period early. He left, walking down the hill the same way he went up. He returned to Hillside Ave., and as he did, three goons spotted him and decided to rob him, not knowing that they were attempting to rob Marko Man. They ran up on Marko and started hitting him from behind, but Marko didn't notice it. He didn't fall, however, as the punches and kicks that the three goons were delivering did "minus damage." [I clearly stole that from RPJ. That's a good one!] "What the fuk?" Marko said. He jumped high into the air and landed a distance away from the goons that attacked him. "Wanna pop off with me?" Marko said, running at the goons. "Mega Kick!"
     Marko ran and launched a spinning Mega Kick that easily knocked the three goons out and sent them far away from Marko. "Asssclowns," Marko said. "They should know betta."
    Before Marko could even breathe to continue his day, police sirens were heard. "So I hear justice," Marko said. "Too bad I ain't got no power to get at the fools."
     What Marko didn't know was that police were after him. They surrounded him quickly. "Stop and put your hands up!" one of the cops said using a megaphone. "You can't be serious," Marko yelled angrily. "I'm the One & Only Marko Man you dumb muafukas! Leave me the fuk alone and stop some real crime!"
     "You broke a car, broke into a store, and you just now assulted those three guys over there," the cop said. "You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you!"
     "The right to remain silent?" Marko yelled. "How about I silently fuk yall up?"
     A few horses were coming to attack Marko Man. "See, I was going to go in, but you insult me by sending horses at me," Marko said. "Mega Punch!"
     Marko used a Mega Punch and he knocked a horse out. "Mega Kick!" Marko said. With this attack, he knocked the other horse out. Once that wa done, he sat on the ground, waiting fro the cops to take him in. And since they gotta gimme one phone call, Marko thought, I know just who to call.
     The cops arrested Marko and took him to the nearest precinct. Before they threw him in the cell to stay, Marko made his phone call, calling RPJ, who should've just left school. He waited, and then RPJ picked up the phone. "Hey, RPJ, it's me," Marko said. "Hey Marko," RPJ said. "Why you ain't go to school today?"
     "I did go to school today, but I had a bad day," Marko replied. "My powers weren't working, I couldn't even fly."
     "Sucks."
     "And that ain't even the worst of it. I've been arrested by the cops."
     "What?"
     "Exactly. Apparently, I need someone to tell these guys that I am a co-founder of Team Ultimate and I am the One & Only Marko Man that has save this fuking world oh so many and apparently too many times."
     "Word? I know exactly who to get. You'll be outta there in a flash!"
     The phone call ended and Marko peacefully went into his cell, waiting. After about 30 minutes, RPJ, Cyron, Takeisha, Jeffery, and Brisbane, the principal of JHS 231, arrived. "Yeah, we came to get Marko Man," RPJ said, "and we ain't giving you any bail."
     "Marko merely had a bad day and this is how you treat him?" Takeisha said. "Affirmative," Cyron said. "That's a dam shame."
     "You should be ashamed of yourselves,' Brisbane told the cops. "This clearly looks like a racist action to me. Now you release him now or else I'll have this whole precinct under review!"
     The cops looked. "Okay, let Marko go," the cops said. "However, you might as well take his place. Aren't you Jeffery Butler?"
     "You're a Butler?" Brisbane asked. "Dam," Jeffery said. "That's my cue."
     As Marko walked out of the cell, Jeffery walked into the cell. "Sucks to be a Butler," Marko said. "Too bad. I don't even wanna explain my bad day, let's just go home."
     "We can't just go home," Takeisha said. "You gonna have to tell me this shyt..."

EPISODE #40: THE END OF THE JOKER
     HeroSide went back home and when they did, Marko explained all of his worries. He told them about EvoMark still living, he told them about the Evil Monarch Officials still living, and he told about the Evil Immortals, a new twist for the newer crime fighters of HeroSide. HE explained how the original legends had to input all of their power into Marko Man and how he had to use up nearly every drop of effective fighting power just to defeat them, with that being the reason the Evil Monarchs were able to take over in the first place. The mere existence of evil would mean that the Evil Immortals were back, since they were behind every evil force from the beginning. After Marko said all of this, HeroSide still celebrated the defeat of the Evil Monarchs.
     So after the celebration of the Evil Monarchs was over, everyone went to sleep. In the middle of the night however, Marko Senses tingled. Hmmmm, Marko thought. I wonder who the assshole is... gotta check it out.
     Marko Super Teleported outside and saw the Joker, applying some kind of sleeping powder on the whole HQ of HeroSide that would keep them asleep while he blew the place up, bit by bit, without any resistance. "Good," Joker said. "Now that's their all asleep, it's time to add the finishing touches. They shoulda been told me to do this. All well, now I get to find the Evil Monarchj Officials and run shyt on the wil side! Super Joker-"
     "Hey assshole," Marko said. "I don't think that's a good idea you got there."
     Joker looked and saw Marko Man. "Whoa," Joker said. "This changes everything, but only by a little bit. How were you able to know I was here? No one can detect my presence?"
     Marko pointed at his head twice. "Marko Senses," Marko said. "Too legendarily tuned. You can't pass this shyt."
     "Ohhhhh, so you're Marko Man," Joker said. "You're the one that the Evil Monarchs wanted to destroy so badly, and yet you had nothing to do with their undoing. Well, since everyone else is too sound asleep to help you, I guess I'll just destroy your ass myself."
     "Please," Marko said. "No Evil Monarch can defeat me. Mega Punch!"
     Marko charged Joker, fist first, but Joker dodged it, then hit Marko with a 34 hit combo ending in a Joker Punch that floored him. "Wow," Joker said, "and they said you were trouble."
     Marko got up quickly. Interesting, Marko thought. This fool ain't no joke. Okay, let's go. The old fashinoned way should take him down.
     "Joker Blast!" Joker said. He shot a blast at Marko. "Ricochet!" Marko said. He used an open hand blow to send the attack back at Joker, but he was still able to dodge it and then he charged Marko, barraging him with punches. Marko was blocking the punches at first, but Joker's barrage got quicker with each second, and soon, Marko was unable to keep up, so he got hit with 25 punches, then a Joker Kick that again floored him.
     "C'mon!" Joker said. "You can't do better than that? Aren't you Marko Man, or you just play him on TV?"
     Marko got up quickly again, simply because he knew what he was doing. He also took offense to Joker's comments, which would ultimately add to Marko's anger. "Play him on TV?" Marko said. "So you're calling me a fake? Rapid megodoken!"
     Marko now launched his rapid fire attack at Joker. "Joker Barrier!" he said. Marko's rapid fire attack was rendered useless when Joker used his barrier, so Marko soon stopped. "Bazooka Blast!" Marko said. He now shot his powerful blast, but Joker stopped the Joker Barrier, then he charged Marko once again. "Joker Bomb!" he said. Instead of barraging him with punches and kicks, Joker shot a powerful blast at Marko and it connected, catching him off guard and doing extra damage.
     "How 'bout them Marko Senses of yours?" Joker said. "Maybe you should get them fixed?"
     Marko got up and he was really angry now. "Get my Marko Senses fixed?!" he said angrily. "No, how about we just break something else? Like your fuking face! Rejuvination!"
     Marko used Rejuvination and his damage turned into energy to use for battle quickly. Joker looked. "Oh, you call that a slick power up," he said. "Fine, i got your sick power up. Joker Charge!"
     Joker started powering up to cambat Marko, but Marko was far from done. "Turbo Charge!" Marko said. While Joker was Joker Charging, Marko was Turbo Charging and doing a very good job of it. Soon, Marko's power was high enough to move on to the next power up move. "Hyper Charge!" Marko said. Figured out when he battle EvoMark, Marko used the Hyper Charge to further increase his power, surpassing that of the Joker by a lot, and still, he wasn't done yet. "RRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEE!" Marko said. Marko was now using his anger towards Joker to increase his power, as if his power wasn't high enough. Soon, his power was high enough to destroy a planet or so.
     "I just realized that I was tired," Marko said, "so I'm a make this quick. Super Teleport!"
     Marko Super Teleported in front of Joker and flung him into a tree. "It's HEROTIME!" Marko said. "Mega Kick!"
     Marko flew at him and connected a Mega Kick that did damage, but would allow Joker to get up pretty quickly. "No need to fear, Marko Man is here!" Marko said as Joker got up on two feet. He flew at him and flung him into the air, leaving him wide open to any attack. "FINAL BAZOOKA BEAM!" Marko said. He launched his most powerful attack at Joker and it killed him when it connected without a problem. "Yeah fagget," Marko said. "Super teleport!
     Marko Super Teleported back into his room and went to sleep. The next afternoon, HeroSide had to wake Marko up.When they did that, Marko told them about how Joker tried to blow the place up but he ended up getting blown up instead.